ASSHOLE says:
do you need some ice with that burn?
i say:
do you need some medicine for that herpes?
ASSHOLE says:
do you need some mayonnaise for that sandwich?
i say:
do you need a tumour for that brain?
ASSHOLE says:
do you need a brain for that head?
i say:
do you need some juice for that box?
ASSHOLE says:
do you need some fast for that food?
i say:
now thats going too far.

V.2.

El lagarto says:
i like green eggs and ham
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT
El lagarto says:
THEN WHY DON'T YOU BE THE MAID OF HONOR
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
okay
El lagarto says:
no.
El lagarto says:
just no.
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
PLAN YOUR OWN WEDDING THEN
El lagarto says:
OKAY I WILL.
El lagarto says:
BUT IM NOT MARRYING YOUR FILTHY GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
Would you like them here or there?
El lagarto says:
I won't marry them anywhere.
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
would you, could you in a box? would you, could with a fox?
El lagarto says:
i would not, could not, in a box, i would not, could not, with a fox.
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
then go to hell, dammit.
El lagarto says:
screw you and your ham.
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
screw you and your jam.
El lagarto says:
screw you and your ram.
'ash-i-am; do you like green eggs and ham? says:
-dies-